the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

rneerkat:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

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fluffmugger: godbless-st-cyr: I think this may be my new favorite photo because of Loki’s face “WHO’S THE BITCH NOW, THOR? HUH?WHO’S THE FUCKING BITCH NOW??”

fluffmugger:

godbless-st-cyr:

I think this may be my new favorite photo because of Loki’s face

“WHO’S THE BITCH NOW, THOR?
HUH?
WHO’S THE FUCKING BITCH NOW??”

(Source: thejogging)

(Source: secfromdisaster)

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

madisonyork:

x

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

Maknae's are meant to be small and cute

Zelo: I'm 184cm
Chansung: I'm 180cm and have a ripped six pack
Sulli: I'm nearly 170cm
Sehun: I'm 181cm
Tao: I'm 183cm and can kick your ass
Changmin: I'm 186cm
Seohyun: I'm 168cm
Dongwoon: I'm 180cm
Suzy: I'm 169cm
Sungjae: I'm 180cm
P.O: I'm 181cm and have a deep ass voice
Minwoo: I have a ripped six pack that you'll never get
Gongchan: I'm 181cm and as perfect as ever

herekdale:

i pride myself on being able to read nc-17 pornography with a completely straight face in the middle of a crowded room, but you give me one cute line and my face starts spasming, not even SMILING, but like a tiny man is standing inside my mouth punching my cheeks with his tiny man hands. 

(Source: scaredywolf)